I think my mother-in-law may have just talked me and Rose into being shampoo models.

IT SEEMED THE SAFEST WAY OUT OF THE CONVERSATION.

I am torn between being impressed at how she does it and rather afraid for my safety.

I do have very good hair, though.

I just went into my lab/work room/whatever we're calling it because it's rather larger than planned and functions as a home base for all of my non-culinary projects.

Something scuttled out through the door between my legs.

Something small, metal and not made by me ( Read more... )

Are you OK?

Are we OK?

This thing seems to keep blowing up at me, and I wanted to make sure that you are.

D'you want to go for a walk or a swim or something?

Over the past thirteen months I've sort of got used to people watching me. Less when I'm by myself, but when I'm out with Rose it's just a fact of life. So when I left Rose at the new place hard at work and went out to buy some equipment and parts, the fact that there were a couple of people watching me didn't really bother me ( Read more... )

Susan and I went out for a a bit of a wander today. I was showing her that typically humans bond over shopping and coffee, as opposed to stealing a TARDIS and legging it from our home planet. We both agreed that the latter method is much more fun, but that the bakery does very nice cakes. I get the feeling dinner may be a light affair tonight, so I ( Read more... )

Rose... I think we might have a situation.

Can we just send an anonymous tip to Torchwood and get them to deal with it?

Also, I am aware suggesting such a thing is unlike me, but this is, well, different to normal.

How, exactly, does one get rid of a mother-in-law ( Read more... )